walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
