i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
