Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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