i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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