no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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