i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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