You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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