i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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