Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
tell me about the eggs
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