Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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