It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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