My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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