And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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