# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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