So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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