I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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