We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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