And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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