Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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