you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just found puke in my bra..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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