Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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