Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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