i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
