we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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