The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
All I want is dick and wine.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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