Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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