What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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