It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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