And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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