do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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