You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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