Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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