i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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