with your own penis?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
the liver wants what the liver wants
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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