All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he puts the penis in happiness.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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