I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
