I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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