You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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