Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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