I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
