I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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