is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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