tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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