i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Randomize
