Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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