they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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