I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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