don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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