your thong is hanging out like whoa
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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