i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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