Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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