How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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